*Math Jokes!*

*Math Jokes!*

March 14, 2015

1) A farmer counted 196 cows in th field. But when he rounded them up, he had 200.

2) I put my root beer in a square glass. Now it's just beer.

3) Q: What kind of tree could a math teacher climb?

A: Geometry

4) Never say “N factorial,” simply scream “N” at the top of your lungs.

5) Q: Expand (a+b)^n.

Solution: (a+b)^n

( a + b ) ^ n

( a + b ) ^ n

( a + b ) ^ n

6) Q: What do you call an angle that is adorable?

A: Acute angle.

7) Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7?

A: Because 7 8 9!

8) Pupil: Would you punish me for something I haven't done?

Teacher: Of course not.

Pupil: That's good because I haven't done my homework!

9) There are three types of people in the world, those who can count and those who can't.

10) If it is cold, go and stand in the corner, because it is 90 degrees there.

11) Math Teacher : If a=b and b=c then a=c, now give me the practical example of this principle from real life.

Student : I love you sir and you love your daughter which means I love your daughter.

12) Math tells us three of the saddnest love stories:

A)Tangent lines who had one chance to meet and then parted forever.

B)Parallel lines who were never meant to meet.

C)Asymptotes who can get closer and closer but will never be together.

13) Q: How do you make seven an even number?

A: Take the s out!

14) Teacher: Can you count to 10?

Fred: Yes, teacher-one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.

Teacher: Now go on from there.

Fred: Jack, Queen, King.

15) Q) If you eat two thirds of a pie, what do you have left?

A) An angry mother.